I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord
Jaime. 21. New York/Pennsylvania. Hannibal has ruined my life. Also sometimes I reblog Community and John Green and stuff.
EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.
OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING
friends meme: 2/7 episodes · the one where everybody finds out
“God, they thought they could mess with us? They’re trying to mess with us? They don’t know that we know they know we know!”
but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..
The crown will suit me, as it never suited Robert and would not suit Stannis. I have it in me to be a great king, strong yet generous, clever, just, diligent, loyal to my friends and terrible to my enemies, yet capable of forgiveness, patient.
"I would pay good money to read the fanfiction you write." [x]
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
Are you even real
chris evans being in his element at sdcc 2014
you autocomplete me.
ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the
I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around