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what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 |6,066 notes

kurtbort:

*swirls $6.99 wine*

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 |6,480 notes
Hello, sir! We’re sober. 
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rouxx:

idris elba is a liar
he knows
i know he knows

rouxx:

idris elba is a liar

he knows

i know he knows

2 days ago on September 19th, 2014 |101 notes

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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wandamaxmoff:

"Why the oldest son, and not the best-fitted? The crown will suit me, as it never suited Robert and would not suit Stannis"

get to know me meme — {1/10} Favourite Male Characters: Renly Baratheon

5 days ago on September 16th, 2014 |316 notes

#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought your aura seemed lighter #even people she doesn’t know she’s like i’m sensing unwellness what can i do tell me what i can do

6 days ago on September 15th, 2014 |36,217 notes

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

6 days ago on September 15th, 2014 |118,794 notes

Howard Stern Talks to Mindy Kaling About Love

Stern: Have you had great love in your life, where it just hurts that it didn't work out?
Kaling: Yeah, yeah.
Stern: Why did it not work out?
Kaling: Because, uh... this sounds so lame, it's not profound, but people are so different, and you can overlap in certain ways that are important but not... the ones that are the most important, or something.
Stern: Are you still in touch with this guy?
Kaling: Yes. Yeah.
Stern: Do you know what he's up to, do you know if he's married now, does he have kids...?
Kaling (laughing): Yeah, he's, he's not married, no.
Stern: Not married.
Kaling: No.
Stern: But you check on him.
Kaling: Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. Yeah.
Stern: Look at that smile! I think we can set you back up with this guy. I think you're in love.
Kaling: Yeah, well, he's my best friend, so it's... that's not...
Stern: He broke up with you or you broke up with him?
Kaling: ...He broke up with me.
Stern: You would take him back.
Kaling: No... it was years ago when this break up happened.
Stern: Best sex of your life with this guy?
Kaling: Oh, man. It was pretty good. He's a smart and funny guy!
Stern: Were you upset when you broke up?
Kaling: I was so, so sad. Not angry-sad. Sad-sad. That was the hottest I'd ever looked, because I'd stopped eating...I'd wake up, get out of bed, and not care. We worked together...but I was real miserable.
...
Stern: I think the guy you were in love with was the guy you co-starred with on the Office. [Kaling LAUGHS] Am I right or am I wrong?
Kaling: B.J.? He was... he was -
Stern: He was the guy.
Kaling: Well, he was, yes, you are correct, not that the mystery - you're not Sherlock Holmes or anything, Howard -
Stern: I'm Sherlock Holmes! That's right, that's what they call me.
Kaling: You're like, 'who have you known for ten years who you worked with...' No, but he legitimately is one of my best friends; he texted me before the show like 'Good luck on Howard,' he's been on my show, he was a producer on the pilot, I see him all the time.
Stern: If he asked you to marry him you would have.
Kaling: At the time? Yeah.
Stern: Wow.
Kaling: Yeah.
Stern: Wow.
Kaling: I mean, it would have been.. I was 24. But for the record, if anybody had asked me to marry them I would have...but he's a wonderful guy.
Stern: Well let's hope he calls you tomorrow and asks you to marry him!
Kaling: I! I would not - one thing about this is, I love him and think he's a good person, but I'm not holding a candle for him or anything...
Stern: I believe if he called you tomorrow and said, 'I made a terrible mistake; we must get back together and get married,' you would do it.
Kaling: I... I don't know. I don't know.
Stern: It's not a 'no.' That's it.
Kaling: Alright.
Stern: We'll get you a boyfriend, don't worry about it.
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