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mainheaux:

I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |2,255 notes
varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby


OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby

Eric forgot what puppies are...

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |60,142 notes

friends meme: 2/7 episodes · the one where everybody finds out

God, they thought they could mess with us? They’re trying to mess with us? They don’t know that we know they know we know!

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |1,502 notes

clintbarttons:

but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |7,754 notes

The crown will suit me, as it never suited Robert and would not suit Stannis. I have it in me to be a great king, strong yet generous, clever, just, diligent, loyal to my friends and terrible to my enemies, yet capable of forgiveness, patient.

16 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |1,914 notes

"I would pay good money to read the fanfiction you write." [x]

17 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |1,608 notes

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

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lordofdragonstone:

[x]

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |1,174 notes
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chrisprattawesomesource:

Are you even real

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |24,133 notes

chris evans being in his element at sdcc 2014 

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you autocomplete me.

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |196 notes

scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

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